Finally 3D done right! The 3D in this movie was so real that I had to give this movie a high five and a slap in the face! No doubt my friend filmmaking has finally reached the next level. I have pretty much built my reputation on my no holds bared style of reviewing. The big machine that we lovingly call Hollywood has been cranking out crap after piece of crap for a long time. I cant tell you how happy I am to see that someone in tinsel town got it right.
My Bloody Valentine was also social proof that movie dates and horror films go together like Whitney Huston and a crack pipe. I am sure from the aroma in the air someone in the theater forgot to go to the bathroom before watching the movie. As the old man waved the double barrel shotgun from right to left everyone in the audience began moving out of his way. When the tree branch flew threw the windshield you heard the crowd shriek as they were ducking down in their seats.
My Bloody Valentine 3D is a remake that I can defiantly get behind. The brilliant minds behind this film have knocked this one out of the park and right into your lap.
Be prepared " once the words, Put On Your 3D Glasses appears on the screen the shit is going to hit the fan. Its on after that point. You will be engulfed by huge balls of fire coming so close to your face that you will be able to feel the heat. Not to mention the pickaxes, and flying bullets that will be coming your way.
Dont get me wrong there are times that the 3D effects seem a little gimmicky because the story forces the occurrence of projectiles. However the majority of the time the 3D is right on point.
As most of you know nudity and horror movies go together like Britney Spears and cupcakes. However with most horror films you only get what I like to refer to as peek-a-boo nudity. Now you see it, now you dont. Not with My Bloody Valentine 3D baby! You get the full on all out breast in your face nudity. Actually you get way more than that, BUT I am trying to keep this site as clean as I possibly can.
I do have a few questions that I would like to direct to those with the knowledge to answer them. Does the distribution companies plan on releasing My Bloody Valentine on DVD? Will the 3D effects still look as good on a regular television? Would you be able to still use the glasses that you should have held on to from the movie theater? Im sure that I could come up with some more, BUT those will do for starters.
Let me get down to the real reason that you are here. You want to know the answer to the question, To Bootleg or Not To Bootleg. My answer is simple NO WAY HOMIE! This movie is great and is spot on all the way around. Im afraid that I cannot support the bootleggers on this one.
Now that I am thinking about it Has Hollywood found a way to finally bootleg proof pirated movies? In a recent interview an employee from the REAL D company which is the company behind the new 3D technology. This guy was bragging that this new technology would virtually eliminate pirating all together. Surly this is someone who doesnt understand the underbelly of the Internet. I guarantee you that by the end of the year someone will find a way to bootleg this new technology. - 16039
My Bloody Valentine was also social proof that movie dates and horror films go together like Whitney Huston and a crack pipe. I am sure from the aroma in the air someone in the theater forgot to go to the bathroom before watching the movie. As the old man waved the double barrel shotgun from right to left everyone in the audience began moving out of his way. When the tree branch flew threw the windshield you heard the crowd shriek as they were ducking down in their seats.
My Bloody Valentine 3D is a remake that I can defiantly get behind. The brilliant minds behind this film have knocked this one out of the park and right into your lap.
Be prepared " once the words, Put On Your 3D Glasses appears on the screen the shit is going to hit the fan. Its on after that point. You will be engulfed by huge balls of fire coming so close to your face that you will be able to feel the heat. Not to mention the pickaxes, and flying bullets that will be coming your way.
Dont get me wrong there are times that the 3D effects seem a little gimmicky because the story forces the occurrence of projectiles. However the majority of the time the 3D is right on point.
As most of you know nudity and horror movies go together like Britney Spears and cupcakes. However with most horror films you only get what I like to refer to as peek-a-boo nudity. Now you see it, now you dont. Not with My Bloody Valentine 3D baby! You get the full on all out breast in your face nudity. Actually you get way more than that, BUT I am trying to keep this site as clean as I possibly can.
I do have a few questions that I would like to direct to those with the knowledge to answer them. Does the distribution companies plan on releasing My Bloody Valentine on DVD? Will the 3D effects still look as good on a regular television? Would you be able to still use the glasses that you should have held on to from the movie theater? Im sure that I could come up with some more, BUT those will do for starters.
Let me get down to the real reason that you are here. You want to know the answer to the question, To Bootleg or Not To Bootleg. My answer is simple NO WAY HOMIE! This movie is great and is spot on all the way around. Im afraid that I cannot support the bootleggers on this one.
Now that I am thinking about it Has Hollywood found a way to finally bootleg proof pirated movies? In a recent interview an employee from the REAL D company which is the company behind the new 3D technology. This guy was bragging that this new technology would virtually eliminate pirating all together. Surly this is someone who doesnt understand the underbelly of the Internet. I guarantee you that by the end of the year someone will find a way to bootleg this new technology. - 16039
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